Saturday, May 30, 2009
A teacher ? A TEACHER ? Honey, prostitutes make twice that money!
yeah so i am bored now
and decided to post
uh cleared my file and filed everything
isnt it like irritating when this happens :
oh yay i filed everything ! i am great kid ! i will go to heaven now!
then you turn around
oh crap i missed one
then you will get irritated and lazy to take and file it again and just end up stuffing it into your file
and the next generation when you decided to file again OH SURPRISE !
oh the great invention of the multi purpose file
yeah and i cleared my table and shelf too
found my gym bag
AND I OPENED IT AND I GOT THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVA ! (pronounced as EH-VA haha not eva longoria)
my softball journal is like NOT THERE
cos i haven seen it in like 36 thousand years so i assumed its there and well its not
i am like suppose to write god knows what in it everyday or sth and apparently i didnt
sooo i cant possibly be in more trouble for losing it
oh and found lampy's squirrel
its my lamp's squirrel who mysteriously dissappeared and now i found it dead on the floor
I KILLED IT
IT HAD HOPES AND DREAMS!
probably wont go to heaven now, this erased the fact tt i filed my stuff
OH and i showed my dad my report book yesterday
i showed my mum the day before
mum: HUH WATS TT D ? OH YOU DIE ALREADY LA, WAIT TILL URE DAD SEES TT
yeah it was a fun time
and my dad talked and talked and talked for a looooong time
and he needs to like work on an impactful ending
cos he cant end a speech even if his life depends on it
when i tot he was abt to end he goes : OK LIKE I SAID EARLIER ladidadida
so i tried giving subtle hints, which didnt work haha
i tried yawning like few thousand times which probably made him talk more
so i pretended i got leg cramp which he didnt notice or sth
oh i forgot to mention tt i stubbed my toe AGAIN while clearing my stuff
my toes has indeed gone through alot
and i am very bored now
shall go and watch TV or sth
6:33 PM
I ASKED FOR THIS NEWS CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE THIS NEWS CONFERENCE
i might kill tt person if tt happened to me
er alright
yesterday was a friday
had open house prep.
was like this mad confusion and rush AGAIN
since lixin was gone. lalala i was in charge :D ( LOL)
uh dunno where our position board went
so called ms chua who asked me to ask mr siva who asked me to ask mr tong who asked me to ask reena
so got no where in the end
then we had like limited scissors
so me and shujun went to ask for more
and the staff room gave us like this whole plastic bag of it and we were suppose to return it by the end of the day
but we didnt so we are probably in some deep shit already
so lalalala cut the board and paste the lollipops
and i drew the whole diamond then no circle template then use the scotch tape lol
and i paste the shortstop wrongly lol
I AM A FAILUREE
open house today
so woke up at like 6 today to rush to school
and in the end i was still late to meet jiayim
so finish pasting everything
and realise we didnt return that bag of scissors and yanfong brought it home so yeap major deep shit now
then halfway say want the fence in the hall so had to carry everything up
then i just sat there and slack
ate lollipops and i couldnt get the damn wrapper off
haha then play for a while then walk around the school then slack somemore then go eat lunch
watched the EDS dance like 3 times i was there
then my parents came
and i had to rush for my lesson but i left my phone in the car when i went for lunch so missed 3 of my teachers sms and calls
turns out i didnt have lesson after all
its fate ! cos i didnt prac AT ALL
and now i am at home slacking and watching youtube
and i tink i will have to go and get new shoes later
cos my sneakers have like a sucker shock absorbancy and my other one died and my other other one is rather small and my other other wont will probably get caught by june low
WHY ME WHY
1:03 AM
Thursday, May 21, 2009
I am late
For wat ?
haha now u noe the dad is a complete clueless moron
then u noe ure in trouble
haha
er ok .
monday was this giant ball of salmons or something.
came home and did the ten thousand mindmaps and portfolios and report.
and THEY DIDNT COLLECT THE PORTFOLIOS
and for the record i slept at 2am because of it.
why amanda why
uh had word setting test on tuesday and ohmygoodness it was damn boring.
did halfway and felt like sleeping and just anyhow do the rest
and adidas sneakers are a sucker at shock absorbancy or sth.
there were these stacks of chairs and we were sitting on it. then when i got off, i might have busted my knee ( again) or something. COS IT WAS BALLS FREAKING PAINFUL.
oh and we had to sit on the floor to watch some videos
and my knee and butt exploded into this blackhole
would it kill to let us sit on chairs
wednesday
stayed back for basketball
dont even noe half the stuff i was doing la
and today is a thursday !
came home and fell asleep
oh and we got our year books!
and my dad started talking about the softball team again
and i am very bored now
and i still haven found out what will happen if you die full of pee.
4:46 AM
Sunday, May 17, 2009
I MADE THEM ALL WEAR A COPY OF MY SHIRT
haha
no really, its funnier than you think.
alrighty. FRIDAY
i have a really sexy elbow now. in addition to shujuns battle scar on her knee and my twisted spine. its our yearly ritual, have to crash into shujun once every year.
RECAP
year 1: crashed into each other during netball
year 2:crashed into each other during base running
year 3: crashed into each other during captain's ball
haha. i rmb year 2 we were still rolling on the grass and i might have brokem my spine in ten thousand places
SATURDAY
uh so i didnt prac at all for 2 weeks. so brought all my MEP stuff to hopefully talk nonsense for a longer time and i wont have to play for very long
didnt think it actually works but in the end i ended up playing for about 1 min only.
SUNDAY
yeah rushing like hell knows wat now.
I finished my LA times magazine, 5 mindmaps, essay research and that idiot MEP report
so basically wat i am left with is ten thousand more listenings, 1 more mindmap and math revision
basically i am screwed
jengjengjeng
5:53 AM
Saturday, May 9, 2009
I HAVE A DREAM
right.
this week was a great leaping salmons of flames.
for the record i dont like salmons.
anyways.
FINALLY had my MEP practical on tuesday.
died super horribly. played halfway and the paper flew to dunno which continent on earth.
then wednesday, had PT.
yay we get to skip 500 times.
skip untill the next day oso haven finish
and i cant rmb anything happening on thursday
friday. did CIP. was totally for the community and nothing else
uh still had to go for team bonding. was some movie thing.
and it was balls freaking cold inside.
OH and we have to give some reflections thing afterwards which i have no idea about cos i was busy saving the earth and community
so i just improvised this motivational and inspirational speech.
there better be no more of this, i ran out of motivational quotes.
and theres still PT afterwards
WHYYYYYYY
yeap so its a saturday. found this link to send an email to myself in the future.
-pause-
ok finish typing it
Dear FutureMe,
i am you in 1 weeks time which is me 1 week older. alrighty, its a saturday, exactly a week before you recieved this email.
SURPRISE :D
alrighty. you have just rocked the world as usual. i wish i could be more like you.
next, you probably would have recieved your MEP results by now. AND YOU DID GREAT :D even though you knew you completely screwed it up, buried and held a grand funeral for it. OH not forgetting your maths quiz. dont wanna talk about it. OH there is still the physics test.
next after next, i hope you are still cool. cause you are born to be one. its ok if your being ignored cos they are just jealous and secretly have this SUPER HUMONGOUS CRUSH on you. :D
if your not, go be that way. cos ... well just because.
ok. stay cool
love
AMANDA
i am goin to recieve it next week
I AM SO EXCITED ! CANT WAIT !
yeah then i realise they wont send an email unless its more than 90 days later.
which wont work for me cos by the time its 9o days later i would have forgotten i sent this letter and i dont check my mail on a regular basis
oh well.
2:41 AM
Friday, May 1, 2009
HE SHOULD SPROUT A MOUSTACHE AND MOVE TO GERMANY
great.
so anyway today is clearly a friday.
and i have this TWO GINOURMOUS CANKERSORES that for some weird reason wont go away
cankersores are ulcers by the way
and its BALLS FREAKING ANNOYING
so i looked for my bonjela ( thanks for asking i managed to find it)
and randomly google it.
dont you just love googling random stuff , the joy of the google search engine
and news reports say that bonjela shundnt be used on children below 16 as they cause liver and brain damage
for the record, i am 15.
put them together you get pineapple cheese pie and the fact that i shudnt be using bonjela.
but who cares anyway
i would have died of pain before i can be brain and liver dead
hm so slacked the whole day today
watched dunno how many movies on HBO already
blades of glory and kindergarten cop was showing again
um watched astronaunt's wife
its weird and rather disturbing but anyway
finished my math assignment which took me a long time
couldnt help it. some astronaunt's wife was being attacked by aliens
ok great so i am left with jian bao and physics test and MEP practical with 2 more days to spare
6:44 AM