A teacher ? A TEACHER ? Honey, prostitutes make twice that money!
yeah so i am bored now
and decided to post
uh cleared my file and filed everything
isnt it like irritating when this happens :
oh yay i filed everything ! i am great kid ! i will go to heaven now!
then you turn around
oh crap i missed one
then you will get irritated and lazy to take and file it again and just end up stuffing it into your file
and the next generation when you decided to file again OH SURPRISE !
oh the great invention of the multi purpose file
yeah and i cleared my table and shelf too
found my gym bag
AND I OPENED IT AND I GOT THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVA ! (pronounced as EH-VA haha not eva longoria)
my softball journal is like NOT THERE
cos i haven seen it in like 36 thousand years so i assumed its there and well its not
i am like suppose to write god knows what in it everyday or sth and apparently i didnt
sooo i cant possibly be in more trouble for losing it
oh and found lampy's squirrel
its my lamp's squirrel who mysteriously dissappeared and now i found it dead on the floor
I KILLED IT
IT HAD HOPES AND DREAMS!
probably wont go to heaven now, this erased the fact tt i filed my stuff
OH and i showed my dad my report book yesterday
i showed my mum the day before
mum: HUH WATS TT D ? OH YOU DIE ALREADY LA, WAIT TILL URE DAD SEES TT
yeah it was a fun time
and my dad talked and talked and talked for a looooong time
and he needs to like work on an impactful ending
cos he cant end a speech even if his life depends on it
when i tot he was abt to end he goes : OK LIKE I SAID EARLIER ladidadida
so i tried giving subtle hints, which didnt work haha
i tried yawning like few thousand times which probably made him talk more
so i pretended i got leg cramp which he didnt notice or sth
oh i forgot to mention tt i stubbed my toe AGAIN while clearing my stuff
my toes has indeed gone through alot
and i am very bored now
shall go and watch TV or sth